November 20th, 2007

Chuck Norris...

Epic Fail!.

This references Chuck Norris facts, which confirmed that Chuck Norris is Made Of Win™.

Clearly, the real Chuck Norris has been captured and is being held hostage by Evil Twin Chuck Norris, who is doing a damn fine job of making Chuck Norris look like a sell-out pansy. I guess CN must have some kind of weakness somewhere for ETCN to have been able to accomplish this. I wonder what it could possibly be, or how ETCN could have found it out?

Of course, the real question becomes, who can possibly rescue CN from ETCN's schemes? Normally in a situation like this, when things were this desperate, we'd just send in Chuck Norris! Who can we send in now?

Via Marc Andressen.